Free Porn

Not free porn as such, just the usual ramblings of a 30something, fat, balding, impotent, incompentant, nincompoop.

I don't (yet) have internet access at work. And I have all these great ideas for my blog until I get home. Oh well...

Things going fine here. Did I mention I had high blood pressure. Really high. 155/103 which is heart attack region. That was a month ago, I took the test in the pharmacy (as we call them in North America) while I was getting my knee seen to. I nearly shat my pants.

To cut a long story short....I've cut right back on my eating (as I don't drink or smoke). A typical day for me.

Breakfast: nothing
Morning: Coffee with no milk + sweetener
Lunch: 2 pieces of bread with mackerel between. No mayo, just vinegar.
Afternoon: Bananana
Tea: Boiled rice, raisins, green pepper + a little hoisin sauce.

People who can't lose weight are just poofs. It's easy, just stop eating. And when your knees are thicker than your thighs, it's time to eat cake again.

That's it.

Suffice to say, three weeks later, my BP is now around 130/80. So time to send for a chinese takeaway!!! Hurrah!!

What else? Mmmm, just been out for a cycle, it's very hot. My tan/melanoma is coming along well.

Work is somewhat improving. But I'm thinking of becoming a porn-stud, what do you think? I don't know what the big deal is about an 8" slong. Mine's at least 8.5" (" means centimetres, right?)

So I'm looking for an adult video company that will treat me as an individual and not just as a machine. Offers appreciated.

Frau Bierhoffer