Olympic Rant

I have a few rants about the Olympics...

Firstly, did you see the two top officials at the opening? I'm particularly referring to the pretty woman in the figure hugging white dress. Everything about her was perfect...

...except that she had a giant head! It must have been a good two foot wide and over six hundred foot high! Unbelievable, I can't believe she wasn't made of butter.

I was shocked and offended especially with Greece denying the use of Horse Growth Hormones. I think this woman shows proof enough.


Secondly, while watching the teams parading around I was appalled at the size of Britains team. Tiny. Canada had over 250 competitors, Japan had 400 and the USA had 14,233. All roughly in ratio to population. But Britain only had about 20. What's that nonsense all about? I would rant more except that India (second most populous country in the world) only had a team of 3 - a gay, a woman and a mental. I mean, come on, what's that about?

I'll have to go and lie down, I'm feeling very stressed.

Choo choo