Sorry seems to be the best gossip

My good friend and colleague Paul (paulking.blogspot.com) posted an apology to his wife for his drunken antics over the weekend.

C'mon Paul. You can't tell the world you're truly sorry and then NOT tell us what you're truly sorry for! We all know you're a complete w*nker when you're drunk, we can't be shocked. Like when you told Shirley to "get a job you lazy bitch" even though our youngest was only 9 months old. Laugh? We nearly shat. If we hadn't all been secretly laughing at you for peeing your beige slacks we'd have been upset (he didn't really, although he did have some Calzone Milanese on his shirt).

And on the subject of my previous post, I watched Fahrenheit 9/11 last night AFTER I did my rant.

If I posted my rant now it would not be quite as pro-american.

That's all really.