Kelly does the Double!!

And, for once, I'm not referring to a sexual act, I'm talking about my pal, Kelly Holmes who has done so well in winning the Gold at both 800m and 1500m at the Olympic Challenge (it appears to be a new mini-series on Channel 4 from what I can gather).

Kelly is one of those athletes who seems to have been around for years (without actually winning anything as such) so it was nice to see her come good.

On other Olympic news, Canada suck the big donkey. As you can iminage there's all sorts of post-mortems going on over here about why we are performing fellatio on a sizeable mule.

Did you know that a Horse crossed with a Donkey is a mule? Yes? Most people do. But that's only when the Horse is female and the Donkey is male. The other way round produces a Hinny (or vice versa, who can be arsed checking the accuracy of any of my statements).

Anyhoo, Mules/Hinnies don't qualify as true species as they can't reproduce. They are (mostly) sterile. Weird eh?

What else? Mmmm, how about a bit of quantum physics? That's what I 'm currently studying and it's very hard, although not as hard as some of my fellow "students" have expressed. They are finding it hard to reconcile the quantum world (especially atomic energy levels being quantized) with what they know about in real life. Not a problem for me as my grasp on real life is tenuous to say the least. I'll pretty much believe anything anyone tells me.

Did you know that Mormons believe that God is actually a bloke from another planet who has become Godlike coz he was a good boy on the last planet he lived on. Therefore, so it goes, if Mormons are good here, they in turn will get to be Gods over another planet at some later date. It's absolutely true, look it up, f**king insane or what?

Mind you, it's just as likely as that quantum shite, did I tell you about that?

[pause for breath]

Going to see the knee surgeon tomorrow, pretty quick eh? Update will follow.

And a big thanks to Mr King for posting my (late as usual) OU stuff.

Er, I've finished.

Go on, p*ss off.