Friday, May 19, 2006

Cotton Buds

So, I was sitting on the toilet, motioning. Ok, that's funny.

Anyhoo...

...I see the Cotton Buds container on the shelf so I grab it and have a quick read of the labelling, just to pass the time.

And, as we all know it says "Do not insert into the Ear Canal" which is where we all inevitably stick them. So my point is this; if they're not for cleaning out your ears, WHAT ARE THEY FOR?

I can think of no other part of my body that isn't better served by cleaning with a Power Shower, soap and a flannel.

So where? Up your nose, down your jappa, where? They're are so clearly made for cleaning a very small orifice.

They put the warning on the packaging just to get round being sued by newly deaf people. It's like putting "Do not smoke" on the side of a pack of ciggies.

Argh.

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

In Peppersville we love the "Blog of the Gods".

but you'd have to visit our tribe if you want to know why..

BTW have you heard any thing about the "War of 2012", and what's the name of the band that's jamming groovy tunes, instead of shooting everything that moves?

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