Tomorrows Post

Five hundred points for those who chose number 2.

Yes, it says "change" not "chance". That was a teaser!

For those of you who wrote in saying that songs 3-5 were made up by yours truly, well you're just kill joys. I bet you have a cardigan with one of those double zips. You know the ones, you can pull one zip up to fasten it and there is another zip still at the bottom, sort of like a spare parachute in case the first zip flies off the end or something. Some people eh?

On a more serious note...

Weather in Canada is just getting silly. I drove to work (spit, cough) this morning at 7:50am. It was 23C. It was 32C when I was driving home. Wow. I mean WoW. OwW. oOw. OOo. WoO.

Got chased by another dog yesterday on my bike. Tried to hit it in the face. Missed, nearly fell off. But the dog got the hint. Did I mention I got bit by a Rottweiller last month?

Well, I did. Didn't hurt because I am John Hurt, Burt Lancaster and Clive Spurt all rolled into one with Pert to spare.

England and the world cup (or whatever it was)? Not really the same over here. I can find out the scores like 50 hours before it's on TV so it sort of kills it. I blame Glen Hoddle (the thinking man's crumpet).

Tour de France coming up though and I've splashed out on MORE cable channels so I can watch it all. Yippee, come on Jan Ullrich (Lance Armstrong, crumpet for people on smack).

It's not slander if it's true!

Paul Barlow wears my old underpants when I've finished with them. See, all true!

Bye.

[Quiz time

Which is the odd one out?

1. Take a Chance on me - Abba
2. Changes - The Osbournes
3. Chance would be a fine thing - Fleetwood Mac
4. You've lost your Chance - Billie Holiday
5. Is this my last Chance? - Jack Lemmon and Bing Crosby

[the answer will be in tomorrows post]

...so soon?

Yes, it's that time of "quite late on in the day" again. Time for my blog moment.

Interesting facts about my life:

1. I don't like cheese, unless it's cooked. Like Lasagne or Cottage Pie with cheese on.
2. France is always sunny (from limited personal experience only, this CANNOT be relied upon).
3. Dragons aren't real.
4. I have known 3 people called Simon. There might be more, I'm not really sure. I was taller than 66.6666% of them. If I meet more people called Simon, the statistics are likely to change. One more (taller or shorter) would give a nice round number (i.e. 75% or 50%).
5. Cheetah? An odd name for a monkey. A bit like calling your dog Octopus or perhaps Woodfinch.
6. Just for a moment, imagine a sheep with a happy face on a field of blue grass....you can stop now. Think of something else, your choice this time.

That's all for now. More to follow...

...now!

No, not really. Disappointed? Why not leave a comment telling all, but in someone elses blog, that'll confuse them.

Mmmm, what goes in here?

This is great, look, this is bold and this is green.

Or not. Ah well. For those who want to know more about me, read my www.friendsreunited.com pages. They iss being most funnily!! Of course, you'd need to know my name (for search purposes) its..

...nope, if you know who I am, you'll know where to look.

However, almost everything in there is true. Apart from the bit about the camel, obviously. I mean, how many camels do you know that eat grass! I can't believe how many people fell for that one.

More news, tomorrow. Or sometime.